February 2012
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar.
Pandora has decided I should listen to house music… and I’ve run out of skips. It’s really harshing my mellow right now.
Also, exponential functions and their graphs can kiss my ass.
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It’s Sunday night and all I’m doing is listening to Fleet Foxes, eating pita chips with hummus and feta, and trying to figure out whatthehelliamdoingwithmylife.
In other words, a normal Sunday night for me is one that involves existential crises.
Kierkegaard would be proud.
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How To Get Rid of Facebook Timeline/ Chronology... →
I fucking hate timeline. It’ll be mandatory soon enough, it’s better to be prepared.
It won’t show up in your apps section of facebook developer until it’s actually installed.
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“I’m on the right track baby i was born this way”
– Noam Chomsky (via incorrectnoamchomskyquotes)
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“I like my sex like I like my big bang theory. Start with a no boundary...”
– Who knows?? It was on a random slip of paper I found in my room.
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Rick Santorum's Ultimate Goal? A Return to the... →
“Without science, all that’s left is blind faith - pure randomness. You’ll believe in creationism because your parents or your pastor or your cultural tradition affirms it, absent (or in the face of) any independent evidence…This is the kind of faith that Rick Santorum is advocating. It’s the same kind of faith that the Catholic Church imposed on its followers in the...
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My rent is going up $100 at the beginning of April. Fuck everything about that. I need to find a place and move within a month and it doesn’t help that my back is all screwed up now. I’ve been wanting to move anyway because I’ve hated my apartment since a week into my lease, but I was hoping I could wait it out a bit until I found a better place— doesn’t look like...
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I Couch-Surfed Across America-- and Lived to Tell →
I want to do this. So bad.
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“As all advocates of feminist politics know most people do not understand sexism...”
– Bell Hooks
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I always experience such a rush of excitement when I’m finishing a book, and then a deep sadness when I turn the last page.
“Let them take you for your money. For your heart. Even for the body part. Let...”
– W.C. Pelon
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This makes my heart so happy! I want him!
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Ever notice that Mitt Romney is...
speaksoftlyandcarrybigstick:
an aging male model who’s been carefully Photoshopped into a political career
the smiling father in the picture that comes with every new photo frame
the husband walking down the beach with his wife in every Viagra commercial
the guy on every box of “Just For Men” hair dye
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Tracking President Rick Santorum's First 100 Days... →
Day 45: Secretary of State Sarah Palin causes minor scandal when she confuses Iran with San Francisco. To avoid admitting error, Republicans cede California to Iran.
Day 47: Secretary of State Sarah Palin says she suspects California of having nuclear weapon facilities, and that she can see them from her house.
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More useless shit to say on the internet that no...
I get to leave work in 10 minutes and I have a date with an ice pack, Vicodin, and netflix when I get home. My back is on fire!
BUT! I’m going to Slappy Cakes tomorrow for breakfast before work and I am seriously so excited! I love panqueques!
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“The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...”
– @JohnFugelsang
“And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.”
– Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
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WatchSeaworld of Pain- Daily Show
I really can’t help but think about how embarrassing this frivolous lawsuit was for the orcas.
Vicodin induced haze makes it difficult to read heady political articles on unethical fracking.
It’s times like this, when I’m stuck in the ER waiting to get my back X-rayed, that I am so very appreciative of the time suck that is tumblr. Let’s just hope my phone doesn’t die. Yessum.
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Girl Tattoos Boyfriend of 1 Week On Her Arm →
She gets a tattoo of his face, he flips out. All the facebook comments are right there.
Best comment: “At least it won’t be hard to cover up! A few simple adjustments and we can take this from cray to Che!”
I’m so glad that this is fake and this type of crazy DOES NOT exist.
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